Writings

Another week, another innocent victim gunned down by a violent perpetrator who "feared for their life"

I would like to take this opportunity to address a particularly pernicious argument I've been hearing more of lately.

I have as of late received numerous requests to be more generous with my meager assets.

Five years ago today, my family used their powers as medical professionals to lock me in a dungeon for nearly a month.

I've been watching Nazi Germany propaganda reels from World War II again.

I would like to share one more old invention of mine, this one highly theoretical.

Big Brother is watching you, and I can scientifically prove it.

Four centuries ago this month, the first African was enslaved in America.

Another decades-old invention of mine, which I'm surprised no one else stumbled upon over these past few years.

Having determined that there is no personal profit in innovation, I have decided instead to simply publish a few of my inventions before they can be serendipitously stolen from me.